Hotuna 20 na abubuwan hawan da aka ɓoye a cikin garejin Jeff Dunham

Mutanen da muke bautawa a kan babban allo ko ma akan yawo suna ganin sun fi rayuwa girma. Mu sau da yawa muna danganta halaye da halaye masu ban sha'awa ga waɗanda muke tunanin su ne (irin cika guraben da za a zana bayanin martaba bisa ga abin da muka sani). Ga ɗan wasan barkwanci kuma ɗan wasan kwaikwayo Jeff Dunham, wasan kwaikwayo na musamman ya kawo masa shaharar ƙasa da kuma karramawa ga fasahar da ya yi kama da shi kaɗai.

Ba da yawa ventriloquists ne shahararru isa ya zama na al'ada, kuma ba da yawa daga cikin waɗancan ƴan kaɗan ne za su bayyana lokacin da kake bincika intanit. Gaskiyar ita ce, wannan ba daidai ba ne yanayin nishaɗi mai tasowa cikin sauri. Idan wani abu, wannan ya kamata kawai ya ƙarfafa lamarin don gwanintar wasan barkwanci na Dunham, yayin da ya tona cikin wata kasuwa wanda shi kaɗai ya dace da shi, kuma babu wanda zai iya gwadawa.

Duk da kyakkyawan jerin nasarorin sana'a lokacin da ya daina yin wasan kwaikwayo kuma ya dawo gida, akwai gefen Dunham wanda zai sa zukatanmu su cika da alfahari da sha'awa, sai dai idan kun ABIN babban mai kyamar ventriloquism, wato.

Jeff na iya samun wasu abubuwan sha'awa marasa ban sha'awa, amma akwai babban abin da yake yi fiye da yawancin (banda duk wannan 'yar tsana): tattara ragi daban-daban da guntu na tarihin mota na yau da kullun don yin tarin ban sha'awa. Ba shi da sha'awar motoci da yawa in ban da ƙafafu. Gaskiyar ita ce Jeff kawai yana son motocinsa.

Shi ɗan wasan barkwanci ne, mai son ruwa, direban motar tseren mai son kuma gabaɗaya mai ban dariya wanda yake da nasa ɗanɗano idan ya zo ga yadda motocinsa yakamata su kasance. Duk wannan yana zuwa akan farashi, kodayake, kuma duk da ƙimar kuɗin da zai sa Jay Z ya cire hularsa don godiya, Dunham ya mallaki tarin tarin yawa waɗanda ke haɗarin sanya ƙananan mutane a cikin ja. Ko zai iya ba su ko a'a ya dogara da kwarewar ku na kuɗi. Ina nan ne kawai don samar da bayanai.

20 Batmobile ($1 miliyan)

Akwai masu ruɗi da yawa, amma asali guda ɗaya ne kawai. To, a zahiri akwai Batmobiles "na asali" guda uku daga Batman ya dawo sassa, amma akwai ainihin "na asali-na asali" guda biyu, kuma akwai wannan wanda ya yi aiki a matsayin dalibi. An gina shi ne kawai don tafiya 'yan ƙafa ɗari a lokaci guda, sau uku ko hudu kawai a cikin samarwa. Wutar wutar lantarki ita ce mafi ƙarancin damuwar ƙungiyar abin hawa, kuma injin akwati 350 ne kawai suka ba shi. An ba shi saitin wutar lantarki da ya dace kawai bayan ya bar kayan aikin kuma yanzu ya hau kan kayan aiki na LS mai nau'in injin iri ɗaya. Ba za a iya gano lambobin chassis ba kuma, ga sanin Dunham, ba kome ba ne face firam biyu da aka haɗa su cikin ɗaya tare da Da labari gwaninta.

19 Lincoln Batmobile Futura ($ 4.2 miliyan)

Fiberglass Freaks, tushen a Indiana, yana yin daidai abin da kuke tsammanin kamfani mai wannan sunan zai yi. Suna juya fiberglass zuwa abubuwa masu ban mamaki, kuma daga cikin waɗannan abubuwan ban mamaki akwai ɗan ƙaramin yanki na tarihi daga ƙwaƙwalwar ƙuruciyarmu wacce ke da matsayi mai daraja a cikin zukatanmu: Batmobile na asali. A gaskiya ma, sun yi kwafin Batmobile da yawa a baya, don haka lokacin da Dunham ya tunkare su da Futura na 1955 da wani baƙon fata, sun san kusan inda ya dosa. Dunham ya sa hannu a kai kuma ya yi hayar fiberglass freaks don fara dawo da shi gabaɗaya zuwa cikakkiyar Futura Batmobile.

18 Plymouth Barracuda ($ 100,000)

Yana da wuya a ƙididdige ainihin farashin Dunham's Barracuda. Samfurin da ke da ƴan bambance-bambancen da ba safai ba ya zama sananne sosai cewa farashin misalan ainihin irin waɗannan motoci na iya zuwa daga $20,000 zuwa sama da $100,000. Dunham bai damu da abubuwa kamar darajar kasuwa ba, ko da yake ya fi saurayi da ke yin abubuwa kamar siyan wannan Barracuda a ranar bikin aurensa (abin da ya gaya wa matarsa, duk da haka). Yawancin mutane suna hayan motocin limosin; Jeff yana siyan motocin tsoka. Ya ce ya tuka matarsa ​​a cikin wannan mota zuwa wani wasan kwaikwayo na ban dariya a 1989. Cuda ya kasance mai sana'a (ta hanyar waɗancan mutanen da ke cajin kusan $ 2,000 don fitowa su gaya muku abin da ba shi da kyau game da aikin da aka kashe). kuma ya sami maki na 9.9. kawai Dalilin rashin cika makin shine dunƙule ɗaya wanda ba a zana launi mai kyau ba. (Ga manyana guda biyu, zai fi kyau in yi watsi da wannan dunƙule yayin yanke hukunci akan motata, kawai in ce.)

17 Challenger RT 440 Fakiti shida ($100,000)

A lokacin da Dodge ke gab da tara ƙalubalen, dabarar motar tsoka da aka gwada lokaci ta kasance mai sauƙi: babu madadin ƙaura. Koyaya, yayin da ƙaura ya ƙaru, ana buƙatar ƙarin iska da mai. Yayin da isar da iskar iska ya kasance wasan wasan kimiyyar lissafi na kansa don yin gwagwarmaya da shi, dabarar magance matsalar isar man fetur ga manyan injunan ƙaura ta kasance mai sauƙi: kawai ƙara carburetor (ko biyu). Six-Pack 440 ba ma'aunin aiki ne kawai ba, har ma da sanarwa. Challenger kuma ya zo tare da ɗimbin sauran zaɓuɓɓuka masu ban sha'awa, kamar 383cid ko 425bhp Hemi 426, amma fakitin Silinda shida yana sauti mai sanyaya. Jeff's 440 yana sanye da wannan Sublime Green launi tare da girman kai iri ɗaya kamar baƙar fata 440.

16 Hellcat Challenger ($85,000)

Lokacin da kake saurayi kamar Jeff Dunham, abubuwa masu kyau suna zuwa biyu. Kyakkyawan barkwanci (kamar duk ma'aikatan gas na Dunham da kuka sani kuma kuke ƙauna), Batmobiles kuma, ba shakka, Dodge Challengers. Menene amfanin ɗayan ba tare da ɗayan ba? (Wannan zai zama daidai da kyau, amma Dunham ba ya son yin haɗari.) Lokacin da Dodge ya sanar da cewa sabon SRT Challenger zai kasance a cikin Sublime Green retro livery - cikakkiyar wasa tare da 1970 440 Challenger - yana iya samun kamar yadda yake. an rubuta da kyau a cikin taurari. Bayan haka, idan kuna shirin yin mataki don sanya hannun ku a bayan ɗan tsana yayin yin surutu masu ban mamaki, kuna iya jin daɗin tafiyarku.

15 Amficar ($25,000)

Kungiyar Quandt ita ce ke da alhakin wannan direban multimedia, wanda ba shi da daɗin kallon ko dai a kan hanya ko a cikin ruwa. Amma ba kamar sauran motocin da suka yi ƙoƙarin haɗa hanyoyin sufuri (yawanci ba tare da nasara ba), ruwa ya zama wuri mafi kyau ga wani abu da ya kamata ya zama mota amma yana son yin kamar wani abu ne a ranar lahadi maras nauyi. Wannan Amphicar haƙiƙa irin wannan tafiya ce mai kyau na jirgin ruwa wanda wani lokaci Jeff yakan ɗauke shi tare da shi zuwa Castaic, tare da tsohuwar yar tsana a ja, ba shakka, don hutun ranar kamawa da saki. (Kada ka tambaye ni yadda ya kai nisa zuwa ga mai kula da tsana, na yi mamakin abu guda.)

14 Ferret Scout ($17,000)

Tare da alamar farashi na $ 17,000, Ferret Scout tabbas shine mafi kyawun zaɓi don ɗaukar ƙungiyoyin biker bayan apocalyptic da yaƙi da aljanu. Wannan ita ce kawai ka'idar da za ta yiwu wacce ke ƙoƙarin bayyana dalilin da yasa yake buƙatar motar sulke a cikin rundunarsa ta Challengers da Batmobiles. (Hakika, ya fashe 'yan barkwanci na inuwa daga lokaci zuwa lokaci, amma ba na tsammanin sun yi muni don tabbatar da makamai masu haske). Ya sanya mazauna cikin wannan ƙaramin tanki, yana iya faɗi mafi munin barkwanci a duniya, kuma mutane kaɗan ne za su iya yin komai game da shi.

13 1934 Ford Firepower ($ 25,000)

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Zan yi adalci kuma in ba wannan abu daidaitaccen darajar. Tabbas bai gina ta kusan arha ba, amma kamar yadda yake tare da duk motocin al'ada, mai kyau kamar yadda yake kallon mai shi, wannan babban cajin kwanyar kwanyar baya aiki a gare ni. Wannan, da wani abu game da rabin karkata, mai lankwasa chassis, ya sa ya zama zane mai ban dariya. Ko dai na ƙin son shi ko kuma na so in ƙi shi, amma daga kamanninsa, abin da ya fi dacewa shi ne sandar zafi mai sanyi (kuma mai tsananin ƙarfi a hakan). Zai iya kashe sama da $100,000 cikin sauƙi don juyar da sha'awar sa zuwa fasahar kera motoci, amma kuma, kamar duk ayyukan mota na al'ada, ba su cancanci abin da kuke da shi ba.

12 Ford GT ($500,000)

Shin kwatsam ne cewa shugaban fasahar Ford wanda ya dawo da GT40 zuwa rai yana da kusan suna iri ɗaya da ɗan ban dariya wanda ya mallaki ɗayan abubuwan zamani na tarihin Ford? Jeff Dunham mallakar Ford GT da wani mutum mai suna JIMA Dunham ya dawo da GT40 zuwa daukakar tserensa tare da fasalin Ford. Da alama sunan Dunham yana jan hankalin Ford GT daga wani wuri. To, ko dai wannan, ko kuma yana da kuɗi da yawa zai iya sayan hannu da hannu ba damuwa da rasa ɗaya nan da can. Ford GTs sun riga sun zama motoci masu tsada, ko da a matsayin tsofaffin samfuri, kodayake samfurin Dunham da kansa wani abu ne na ɗan ƙaramin almara kuma mai yiwuwa ya ɗan fi tsada kawai saboda gaskiyar. Akalla mallakin GT dinsa ya fanshi duk wata alama ta mugunyar fuskar Ahmed a zaune akan busa sanda mai zafi.

11 George Barris Calico Surfer (?)

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Wasu motoci suna da Jeff don yin sanyi, amma wasu motocin dole ne su kasance da Jeff don yin sanyi. A cikin wadannan nau'i biyu na wannan blue abu nawa yake? Ina tsammanin ya dogara da wanda kuke tambaya, amma abu ne da Jeff ba zai iya rayuwa ba tare da ya mallaki shi aƙalla sau ɗaya ba. A fili yana da ɗanɗano na musamman ga motoci masu ƙarancin gaske da na musamman, kamar yadda kuke gani. An tsara Calico Surfer na musamman don Yin hawan igiyar ruwa na duniya mawallafin mujallar Calvin Clark a cikin 1960s. Ya ci $22,000 a wancan lokacin, kuma tare da jerin fitattun masu shi kamar wanda ya tattara, mutum zai iya hasashen nawa ne wannan abu ya kai a kwanakin nan. Na yi imani cewa wani yana shirye ya biya shi.

10 Dodge Viper ACR ($ 125,000)

Jeff Dunham ya kwatanta Dodge Viper ACR na 2008 a matsayin "hardcore". Buga na Musamman na Viper babban aiki ne, ƙayyadaddun sigar Viper wanda aka rage cikin nauyi da kusan fam 100. Yana iya yin kama da yawa, amma ɗaukar wannan ƙarin girma a kusa da sasanninta kuma daga cikakken tsayawa ya aikata jawo hukuncin kisa. Shin bambancin farashin yana da daraja? Ba yau ba. Aƙalla idan kuna son babban, mai kitse don kuɗin ku. Bukatar irin wannan abin hawa ya ragu kaɗan a cikin 'yan shekarun nan, wanda ya haifar da raguwar kusan dala 20,000 a matsakaici. Duk da haka, wannan, wanda na Jeff, ya kai dala dubu da dama. Read more fiye da shi sabon. (Biyan kuɗi don zama sananne, ba haka ba?)

9 Plymouth Superbird ($ 100,000)

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Plymouth Superbird wani ɗan gajeren lokaci ne na Roadrunner tare da keɓaɓɓen ƙira da fakitin zane wanda ya kama zukatan masu sha'awar sanda mai zafi a duk faɗin ƙasar. Ya ba da hankali ba tare da raba hankali ba tare da kunshin jirgin sama wanda aka yi la'akari da yanke-baki da babban reshe don baiwa masu Stance Nation Civic dalili don ajiye ƴan goge-goge a madaidaicin dare. Babu ɗayan waɗannan da ya yi aiki da kyau saboda ƙa'idar fahimtar mu game da haɓakar ruwa da kuma yadda suke shafi motar tsere ba ta da gogewa sosai a lokacin. Koyaya, gunki ne, kuma sigar da ba kasafai ba ce ta daidaitaccen Mopar na 70s, wani lokacin ana kuskure don ƙaramin jirgin ruwa.

8 Chester ($500)

Kar ku yi tunanin Jeff Dunham wani ɗan wasan barkwanci ne wanda ya fi ƙarfin yin kamar sauran mu. A mafi yawan lokuta, kalmar "mai girman kai" - aƙalla dangane da Jeff - yana nufin ƙarin aikin aikin sa, maimakon halinsa. (Jeff a zahiri mutum ne na ƙasa-da-ƙasa.) Batun ƙasa shine muna tambayar abubuwa da yawa game da Jeff tare da mallakar wannan motar ta musamman, ko ta yaya za ta kasance. (Wane ne kuma ya mallaki motocin haya irin wannan?) Tana da duk karrarawa da bugu na ƙarshen 70s waɗanda matashi, ɓatacce zai iya bayarwa: ƙarin Hasken rana akan gasa idan fitilolin ku tagwaye ne. duk Ya faru cewa ramukan teku har ma da kayan aikin jiki masu laushi sun kasa. (Kun san kuna son shi.)

7 Vox Mobile ($216,000)

Ana kiranta Vox Mobile kuma ana ɗaukarsa a matsayin guitar mafi sauri a duniya. (Ina shakkar hakan a waje Mad Max: Fury Road Sauti.) Sai dai idan kuna da manyan hannaye, ba zai yuwu ku kunna sauti daga sassan kwata ba. Amma idan kana cikin kujerar direba, an sanye shi da sauti mai daɗi na injin Cobra 427. Wannan sigar hanya ce wacce za ku iya matsewa a ciki yayin da kuke tafiya cikin boulevard. (Ba za ku taɓa sanin lokacin da za ku buƙaci matsawa a kan tashi ba.) Yana da wuya yana da ma'ana idan ba ku yarda da gaskiyar cewa ƙarshen shekarun 60 ya kasance game da dutsen mahaukata da muggan abubuwan da ke tattare da shi ba. Adadin dala 30,000 da aka daidaita ya yi daidai da fiye da dala 200,000 a cikin dala na yau, ko da yake yana da shakku cewa wanda ba ya cikin babban ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya zai taɓa saya.

6 Bradley GT ($10,000)

Kamfanin mota na Plymouth, na tushen Minnesota ya fara siyar da kayan sa a cikin 1970 kuma cikin godiya ya daina duk ayyukan ta 1981. Ba na so in zama mai ƙiyayya a nan, amma kawai ina so in ce: wannan abu ɗaya ne mai muni mai muni! AMMA, kafin ku ƙi shi (kamar ni), ku fahimci hazakar da ke tattare da kewayen Bradley GT. Yana iya zama motar kit ɗin da ba ta da ƙarfi sosai, amma dole ne ka sha'awar ƙwararrun masanan kasuwanci na waɗanda suka kafa kamfanin: Sun yi talla a cikin mujallun wasan kwaikwayo kuma sun caje mutane $1.00 don ƙasida game da motar da ba ta wanzu ba tukuna. Sun kuma ba da hannun jari 80,000 na kamfanin akan dala 1.00 a kowace kaso. Shin wannan kasuwancin yana da hikima? To, sun daɗe daga ƙasa suna kutsawa cikin kasuwa tare da gungun buggies masu ƙarfi na Volkswagen, kuma Jeff Dunham yana da ɗaya.

5 Gidajen gidaje masu tsada (fiye da ku)

Anan, a bango, zaku iya ganin Batmobile a cikin bambancinsa na farko, da kuma Mopars da Woody da yawa, suna ɗaukar ɗan sarari. Tsararriyar tsaron tattalin arzikin da ake buƙata don gina tarin mota, ko da ƴan sauƙaƙan ƙasa da ta Dunham, yana buƙatar fiye da yadda matsakaicin mutum zai iya fata. Adadin Dunham ya bambanta da yawa dangane da inda kuka samo adadi - wasu alkaluma ma sun kai miliyan uku - kuma an ruwaito yana samun sama da dala miliyan 25 a shekara. Don haka kada ka karaya idan ka ga jerin motocin da suka fi kowa a raye kudin fansa. Kawai barkwancin ku bai kai na Jeff ba. (Ko mine, don wannan al'amari.)

4 Tarin (marasa farashi)

Bayan tafiya mai nisa a cikin tarin motoci na sirri na Jeff, kawai mutum zai fara tunanin ko akwai wata boyayyiyar alaƙa tsakanin abin da ya zaɓa don sana'arsa da wasu motocin da ya zaɓa don gabatar da cutar ta auto ga duniya. Tabbas, da yawa daga cikinsu ba komai ba ne illa barkwanci (idan ba wasa mai tsadar gaske ba), kuma dalilan sayayyarsa suna da girma kamar yadda kowa zai iya tsammani. Ya ce a ko da yaushe yana son sa mutane dariya, kuma tukin mota mai hali yana ba mutane damar yin nishadi. Duk da haka, Jeff! Babu wanda ya sayi Batmobile biyu saboda yana so sauran mutane murmushi. Tare da motoci-kwale-kwale da tankuna a kusa kirtani na masu fafatawa, yana da kyau a ɗauka cewa yana da ƙarin abubuwan da ba za a iya warkewa ba a cikin motocin da za su iya lalata kansu idan ba shi da tsaro. Yayi kyau sosai, Mr Dunham.

3 Challenger Ultraviolet (Dunham Edition)

Da yake ɗan ƙalubalanci mai ƙalubalanci, Dunham ya shahara sosai har ya zama sanannen ra'ayinsa na zama ɗan tseren kwalta. Dodge ya san wannan kuma ya yanke shawarar yin amfani da ƙaunarsa ga Mopar don ƙirƙirar ainihin ra'ayi na musamman ga SEMA. Buga na musamman ne Challenger wanda aka sanye da injin akwati 426 wanda ya fitar da dawakai sama da 500 ta cikin akwatin gear mai sauri shida akan hanyarsa ta zuwa ta baya. Wataƙila ba za ka so ɗanɗanonsa a cikin barkwanci ba, amma yana da wuya a yi jayayya da ɗanɗanonsa a cikin motoci. Kusan garejinsa guda ɗaya kawai zai yiwa mai sha'awar mota albarka har tsawon kwanakinsa da hasken rana. Dunham yana da motoci da yawa kamar yadda kuke tsammani daga mutumin da ke yin miliyoyi.

2 Woody ($64,000)

Me yayi kyau itacen Babu tarin mota da aka kammala ba tare da Woody ba? (Dubi abin da na yi a can?) Yana da kyau a ce barkwancina sun kusan yi kyau kamar na Jeff, ko da yake tarin mota na yana da baƙin ciki idan aka kwatanta da na Jeff's. Kuma don cire shi, yana da katako na gargajiya a cikin yanayi mara kyau. Kuma ba motar Griswolds ba ce wacce ke da abokantaka da dangi, wanda ke sarrafa kamar jirgin ruwa mai jinkirin kuma ya yi kama da mafi muni - yayin da katako ke shigowa cikin kowane dandano, Dunham a fili yana kallon kyawawan abubuwa. Duk da yake wannan yanayin ya haifar da an haɗa itace zuwa samfuri daga Cadillac zuwa Packard, Dunham's Woody yana ɗaya daga cikin mafi kyawun kallo.

1 Injin Lokaci ($30,000-$541,000)

"Ku kunna da'irar lokacinku," in ji shi. "Kada ku damu da waɗannan Indiyawan," in ji shi. A koyaushe ina tunanin cewa idan kai ne irin mutumin da ya amince da farfesa mai ido idan ya ce maka "wadannan Indiyawa ba za su kasance a wurin ba" lokacin da ya umarce ka da ka taka fedal ɗin gas kuma ka hanzarta shiga bango. ka cancanci abin da ke jiranka. Har ila yau, idan ba za ku iya samun dogon hanya madaidaiciya a cikin hamada ba (daga duk wuraren da za ku iya samun hanya mai tsawo da madaidaiciya) don buga 88 mph, da gaske ya kamata ku sace Ferrari daga Libya tare da shi. duk abin da plutonium. To da yawa daga cikin waɗannan matsalolin da kuke buƙatar warwarewa ba za su taɓa faruwa ba, Marty.

Tushen: Adam Carolla CarCast, Carscoops, Motar Mota, CarBuzz, Hukumar Motoci da Cibiyar Sadarwar Sanda mai zafi.